"There is no way you will ever get a BB gun until you can actually aim at the toilet and hit your target!"
"Put your pants on BEFORE you bring out the trash for Pete's sake!"
"Yes, you do have to have BOTH shoes to go into the store.......No they won't let you in with just one. Why would you leave just ONE of your shoes at church, again?!?"
"Why are there packages of spaghetti noodles IN YOUR BED?.....Scratch that, I don't even want to know the answer to that. As long as they are sealed just put them back in the pantry ........ Yes, I do mean only the UNopened packages........ because no one wants to eat noodles that you slept on"
These are just a few of the absurd statements that came out of my mouth today. I was midway through "Turn the potato down, it is getting on my nerves!" when I stopped and considered what exactly what I was saying. I had to finish the sentence through my laughter. (clarification: I am not going crazy. One of the kids websites Benny likes has a singing potato and it is VERY irritating!! You can put the phone down. There is no need to commit me yet;) I often share the funny things my kids say, so today I thought you might like to hear the other half of the conversation. After such a tough day yesterday, it was nice to laugh at myself for a little while.
I hope you got a good laugh too. Lots of love-Kristine