- I am the crazy mom of five boys. Four of my five boys are on the autism spectrum. Neuro-Diversity rocks!!! I cook, I clean, I blog, I breathe. Yup that is about it. If you want to catch a glimpse of our crazy world you are more than welcome but don't say I didn't warn you.
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Yes, Skiffdom is now a land of teenage boys. My house constantly reeks of testosterone, apathy and frustrated sex drives. The average teen boy thinks about sex once every 15 seconds. That means in my house, during any given minute of the day, there are at least 20 separate sex related thoughts going on. That's 1200 sex thoughts an hour; 14,400 sex thoughts on any given 12 hour day. And that's not counting if my husband or I happen to be in a frisky mood.
With all these hormones flying around, I don't have the luxury of pussy footing (no pun intended) around the awkward conversations. Here we talk about sex. We talk about sex a lot. We have blatant, in your face conversations about any and all things sexual. If they have a question, I answer it. If I think it's important, we talk about it, more than once.
Here are some examples of conversations we've had:
What a woman's body looks like, the names of it's parts and how they function. We are a family of all boys here, they just didn't know. My oldest thought they way you could tell a boy from a girl was that all boys have scars by their right eyes (he has a small scar by his right eye therefore all boys must. Autism brain in action) . I had no idea that's what he thought until at ten he was explaining to his brother's how to tell a boy cat from a girl cat.
How a man's body functions. Just because they have the equipment doesn't mean that they understand how it all works. My youngest thought his testicles where where his liver was located. His brother's straightened that one out before I could say a word. He still hasn't lived it down.
Who can they appropriately be interested in and pursue? Most of my boys are emotionally and socially delayed . However, they are not physically delayed. That means that although they have the emotional understanding of someone 5 years younger, they have the raging hormones of a typical teen boy their age. As teens on the spectrum age, one of the largest dangers they face is getting involved physically or via the internet with someone too young for them. Remember, many spectrum kids are socially and emotionally delayed. Therefore, the people they relate to, consider their peers, and are often attracted to, are much younger. For this reason, it is imperative as parent of spectrum teens, we blatantly spell out who it is appropriate and who it is not appropriate to be in a relationship with. I made it simple, I told them until both they and the person they like are over 18, they cannot date or look at anyone even one year younger than them.
That sounds harsh and unrealistic but too many of our autistic young men are getting arrested for child pornography and having inappropriate relationships (either online or in person) with people too young for them. Parents it is on us to protect not only our children but the children our kids may be attracted to. We do this by teaching our children what is appropriate sexual behavior. Teaching our kids about sex is just like teaching our kids about anything else; ambiguity, euphemisms, and expecting them to pick up on the social cues around them will only confuse them. We must be clear, concise, detailed and accurate in our teaching.
Appropriate times and places to masturbate. Yes, after some uncomfortable experiences, this was a conversation that took place. Most teens are embarrassed at even the mention of masturbation. However, kids with autism don't always have that natural shyness when it comes to personal behaviors. A lot of that embarrassment or even shame is picked up via the social cues that our kids miss. So yes, having a frank conversation on when and where can be beneficial to all parties and save everyone an awkward encounter. Also, as a side note, you may want to explain that your face cream is not to be used as a personal lubricant........ I learned that one the hard way. Tissues and some big pump bottles of inexpensive lotion are your friends. Just saying
Porn is not reality. Yup I'm going there. You may think your child has not been exposed to pornography but I can almost guarantee you that you are wrong. From kids at school showing porn to each other on their phones to the personal computer you think you have completely locked down to Netflix to the old fashioned magazines at the convenience store. Your kids have and will see porn. So talk about it. They need to know what they see portrayed on the screen is not what sex is really like. They need to know that most of those women have had cosmetic work done, that men's erections don't last that long in real life, that porn stars inject their penises to maintain an erection. They need to know that anal sex is painful for most girls and not what they should expect. That their first sexual experiences will not be what porn shows them. They need to be told these things because our kids first exposure to sex is not what we experienced. Hardcore porn that we would have had little access to is common place. Talk to your kids. Be real with them. I caught one of mine watching porn and I made him start it over and watch it with me. I pointed out all the the ways this was not real sex. Yes, he was mortified and I probably scarred him for life but I know that we have talked about it. We only got about 5 minutes in before I gave in to his pleas for mercy and turned it off.
How to properly apply a condom. And all manner of safe sex talks. Yes, we teach our kids about abstinence but I also fully inform them about how to be safe if they choose to have sex. When it comes down to it, we do not control the choices our kids make about sex. We can only prepare them to the best of our ability. Part of that preparation is a full understanding of sexually transmitted diseases, birth control, condoms, and the importance of practicing safe sex if they choose to be sexually active.
No means no. This one is self explanatory but it has to be taught, over and over again. No means no, all the time, any time. No means no if your date has said yes but changed her mind halfway through. No means no if you've had sex in the past. No means no if your partner is too drunk to understand yes.....even if she is saying yes at the time. No means no, no matter what she's wearing or how she's walking or what time of the night it is. No means no.
Sexual Identity. I had one of my sons come to me and say he thought he may be bi-sexual. I told him that I loved him and would provide him any and all information on living a safe sex life as a bi-sexual. It turned out this was just an experimental phase for him. But being open and allowing him the freedom to express what he was thinking and feeling at the time, without judgement was very important. He now knows without a doubt, that I love him no matter what his sexuality and that I will stand beside him whatever choices he makes.
These are just a few of the conversations we have had here in Skiffdom. These conversations are not always these drawn out serious things. Often they are short little talks as we are running errands. And more often than not, they are hilarious. I'm going to end with one of the hilarious conversations my boys had on the way home from the store.- Kristine
Boy 1 (being silly): I am a being of pure energy. I bring enlightenment wherever I go.
Boy 2: You would never survive life like that. You wouldn't be able to touch yourself. We all know you can't go more than a few hours without masturbating.
Boy 1:I'd have tons of energy sex.
Boy 2: So you're a Q?
Boy 1: I don't have sex with Androids. I have standards.
Boy 2: Dude, you shame this family! Q's aren't androids, They're beings of pure energy. Go re-watch all the Star Trek's. You've brought us all nerd mortification.
Boy 1: If they're pure energy how do you know what kind of sex they have?
Boy 2: Because they take on human form so that people can comprehend them. Then they have sex like this (Alex holds out one finger on each hand and touches them together.)
Boy 2: The Q have sex in the ET position.
Boy 1: So when ET wants to phone home he's just horny?
Posted by Kristine Skiff at 5:50 PM
Sunday, July 16, 2017
I am itchy, restless. The winds of change have blown and permanently changed me. I am no longer the woman I was 5 years ago or even 12 months ago.
My passions have changed, my heart beats with new purpose.
My soul has been set free, no longer bound by the ropes of legalism and religiosity.
I am ready to soar, to shout my transformation from the rooftops.
I am the butterfly fully formed, struggling to break free of it's chrysalis.
I am changed yet I look the same. I need to be free of the woman I have always been. I want others to see me as I am now, not as who I used to be.
Do I radically change my hair, an extreme hair style and/or color?
Do I get that tattoo I've designed on my arm with a sharpie a thousand times?
A new piercing?
I don't know. But I do know that I am no longer comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt this way before. Even when I hated my body it was my weight that I hated. This isn't like that at all. I actually love my body now. I love my face, my legs, my hips, my breasts; whatever their current size. No, this is something different. I don't hate the way I look, I just feel like I've outgrown my current skin. I am new wine in an old, dried out wineskin. I am me but I am not. This is a very strange feeling.
So here is the fun part, I am coming to you, my readers and friends for ideas on what I should do to make this outside look like the new inside. Help me decorate my new butterfly wings. Leave a comment with your suggestions.
This is me, as I am now. Now give me all your ideas for a new me make-over friends. Once I take the plunge, I will post an updated photo. The only request that I have is that the suggestions be appropriate for this public forum. And go!
Posted by Kristine Skiff at 7:15 PM
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Merriam Webster's Dictionary defines a jackass as such:
Jackass-1. donkey; especially: a male donkey
2. a stupid person: fool
Several weeks ago I stopped at a convenience store between my son's therapy appointments. There was a man in a utility worker's uniform sitting at a picnic table outside of the store, talking on his cell phone. I paid him little to no mind; I was focused on getting drinks, eating and heading back to my son's second appointment. As I was stepping out of our car, he gave me a look of pure revulsion. He then raised his voice, I can only assume to be sure that I heard him, and said with derision "Oh my God, you would not believe the size of the woman getting out of a car here. I swear I can't believe she can even walk. People like her disgust me."
Normally I would have said something to the jackass but my son struggles with severe anxiety. I did not want to upset him by drawing his attention to the situation, which he was oblivious to. So I swallowed my anger and continued into the store to get our drinks. After we were done, my son grabbed our picnic dinner from the car and we went to sit at a picnic table on the other side of the picnic area from the man, behind him, where he could not see us.
He then stood up, literally stomped back to his AT&T truck, loudly talking into his phone again "I cannot believe this woman! She sat down at a picnic table here. Just seeing her ruins my appetite! I can't stay here if she is going to be here."
I was furious but again my son, who was playing his DS game, was completely oblivious. So I kept my composure and did not give him the dressing down he deserved.
Later that night, I relayed/ ranted the story to my husband.
"How dare he talk like that about anyone? He acted like I was less than dirt because I didn't look like he thought a woman should look, like the kind of woman he is attracted to. Why in the world would he assume he is so important or attractive (he was neither) that every single person should go out of their way to be attractive to him. Who died and made him judge and jury on me, a complete stranger to him?"
After my rant, I assumed I had worked my anger out of my system and didn't give him a second thought. I don't have time or energy to care what some random jackass's opinion is of me.
A few weeks went by. One day as I was sitting in my car while one of my boys ran into the store, I realized I was avoiding going out in public because I didn't want anyone to see me.
I have spent years learning to love myself, to not attach my sense of self to what the scale says, to find things about myself I truly love whatever my weight, to undo years of negative messages about my looks because of weight.
Yet despite all that work and progress, it only took the words of one fool to make me start to retreat into myself, to feel like somehow my weight was so offensive that I didn't have the right to show my face in public. After I realized what I was doing, I started to force myself out of the car and into public. I made myself remember all those hard won lessons.
The truth of the matter is that I owe it to no one to look a certain way just because they find it more attractive. The truth is that I am lovable and loved just the way I am. I have a husband who loves my body, even in the times I don't. I have friends and family who love me for who I am and what I bring to their lives. To them I am more than numbers on a scale, however high or low they may be. I have 5 son's who love me and depend on me. I carried those 5 boys inside this wonderful body that I spent so many years hating. I fed some of them with food this body produced. This body has carried me up mountains to pick apples and into the ocean to swim in the waves. This amazing body has been thrown up on during endless nights comforting feverish children, it has brought me great pleasure during long nights of lovemaking, it has sung in front of crowds and alone in the shower. This body has been operated on, has danced (badly but danced none the less), has played the piano. This body has grown me from an infant into the 40 year old woman I am now; it has hugged and kissed and kicked and jumped and walked and run and swam. I am thankful for this body, whatever it's size.
In remembering all of this, I killed the small, hateful ghost of the jackass that had tried so hard to embarrass me and strip me of my dignity and self respect. My life is too full of love and beauty to let the words of a small minded fool make feel less than I am. I am beautiful and I am loved just the way I am.
Posted by Kristine Skiff at 4:09 PM
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